So then....
Today, porridge for breakfast, all good so far... then baked potato for lunch with tuna and cheese. At least, that's what I asked for! I got... tuna cheese mayo and the evil horrors of sweetcorn. I wanted a *slightly* healthier lunch, I never asked for vegetables!!
So as a result, I haven't been able to chew any of my lunch 
Tomorrow, it shall be cheese and beans. Yes. They can't put beans in mayo and mingle them with sweetcorn... can they?